BEEE-AITCH PUBLISHING POP A CAP IN YOUR ASS MONTHLY
Pop Cap Ass Monthly. 8 (2000) 101-109 PCYAM S2322-(343)9844-2
Rappers are more Likely to Die of Rap-Related Death than Country and Western Artists
Dr. Leonard Stamford Duppenis and Professor X
Lowrider College, University of Da Bomb, Hackney, London, England.
E-mail blazinchrome@booyaa.ac.uk
Received 21 March 2000, accepted for publishing 22 June 2000
Published 28 August 2000
Abstract
This piece of research looks in the idea that rappers are more likely to die from rap-related death than country and western artists. We looked into the definitions of the types of death incurred by rappers, in particular the definitions as stated by the organization It’s Cool to Shoot MCs (IT’S COSMIC).
We found them to be defined as thus:
Death by another MC over a beef.
Death by another MC over some shit that went way back into the old skool.
Death by another MC over some hoe that claimed that she done it with another MC just to get you wrecked – old skool or new.
Death by the 5.0
Death by Junkie
Death by Junkie MC
Death by Junkie 5.0
Death by Junkie hoe who claimed that she was gonna tell 5.0 about you shooting some MC from back the day about some beef and shit.
Death by own design for promotional reasons.
Accidentally shot own self trying to learn how to use a new gun on wack MCs.
Tongue whip – rapping too fast (mainly hip housers)
With these guidelines we crosschecked with previous country and western star deaths to see if it could shine any light on whether the likes of Kenny Rodgers or Dolly Parton were prone to suffer the same types of fatality as suffered by Tupac or Biggie Smalls.
The results were interesting as we found that most country and western stars did usually die because:
Their woman done gone and left them.
Their horse done gone and left them.
Their horse done gone and left them with their woman.
The train came off the track.
On one occasion we did find one country and western star dying because of rap-related death. In 1999, Billy Bob Billy Bob Hanson died after the blacked out BMW he was driving was mistaken for some wack MC’s. The medical report stated that : ‘Billy Bob Billy Bob’s ride was riddled and shit and he was killed by seven caps being popped into his ass over some beef with some up and coming crew that didn’t like his silver collar caps and cowboy boots.
Keywords: Bass, How low can you go? Death Row! What a brother know?